Comment manger le butin comme l'épicerie

There is a special place in hell for tops that don’t eat a$$. Eating a$$ (aka analingus, rimming, butt munching, tossing salad, and eating the booty like groceries) is a must during sex. Period. And if you’re bottoming and your top says he doesn’t eat a$$, kick his stupid face to the curb. I don’t care if he’s packing an uncut, 8-inch, rock-hard dick. In 2021, we don’t trust tops who refuse to eat a$$.

With that out of the way, how do you eat a$$? Sure, you could just stick your tongue in there and wiggle it around. But there is a technique. Well, actually, there are multiple techniques. Let’s break them down so you can eat a$$ like a goddamn professional.

Taquiner le trou
Before you delve in head first (literally), circle the hole with your finger. Spit onto his crack and let your saliva slowly drip down to his anus. Then lightly rub it in. Then don’t go straight for the center. Lick his a$$, slowly walking your may to his butthole. Then lick around his anus to the point when he’s begging you to ram your tongue in there. Then you give him what he wants

Écarte ces joues
You want to get up in there, boys. Spread those damn cheeks while you eat his a$$. Then you can release and feel those cheeks slap against your face. That shit is hot.

Jouez aussi avec ces joues.
Spank ‘em. Bite ‘em. Shake ‘em. Get his whole a$$ involved when you’re eating his booty. Don’t just focus on that hole.

Appuyez votre langue à plat contre son trou.
Au lieu de lécher avec juste le bout de votre langue, ouvrez grand votre bouche et pressez la viande de votre langue, la partie supérieure, contre son trou, de sorte que vous utilisiez le plus de surface. Alors lèche-toi de haut en bas, bébé.

Utilisez votre menton et votre nez.
Je sais que cela peut sembler bizarre, mais votre langue se fatigue assez rapidement si vous descendez sur ce doux, doux trou. Vous pouvez vous accorder une pause (et à votre partenaire une sensation différente) en frottant également votre nez et votre menton contre son trou de cul.

Changez de position.
So there’s classic doggie style, but who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned facesitting? Let him smother you with those cheeks. You shouldn’t be able to BREATHE. That’s how much a$$ I want on your damn face. (Okay, this may be my kink and not yours, but I stand by it!) You can also put ‘em in Spread Eagle. So he’s on his back with a pillow underneath his lower back to tilt his pelvis upwards towards you. Then push his legs behind him—don’t hurt him now. Sure, if he’s a ballet dancer, turn him into a pretzel, but otherwise, let’s not pull one of his hammies. Then feast on that propped-up hole. He can also jack off his dick too while you’re doing this, AND you can look up at him, which is hot. (When I bottom, I love to see my man eating my ass.)

Dites-lui qu'il a bon goût.
A-t-il bon goût ? Faites lui savoir! Il a passé 30 minutes à nettoyer son a$$trou avant de venir pour que vous puissiez le manger et le baiser. Faites-lui savoir que ses douches vaginales (et ce gommage spécial qu'il utilise) n'étaient pas pour rien.

Montrez-lui combien vous aimez le faire.
Last but certainly not least, love doing it. When you love eating a$$, it shows, and it makes it so damn hot for the bottom. It makes you feel like a goddamn princess when someone is devouring your booty and clearly loving it. If you show your bottom how much you’re into it, I guarantee he’ll love it too, even if your technique is a little sloppy.

Écrit par Zachary Zane - NY Daily News m'a qualifié de "méga influenceur bisexuel" | Chroniqueur de sexe | SexPlain It @menshealthmag | Zach et la ville @queermajority

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